F.L.O.A.T. (Radio Edit)

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If you agree to agree
That the greatest is Ali
You'll realize I'm the worst
More like the Cabin Boy Tom Green
If you worship MJ, Pele, and Barry Sanders
I'm on the other end of the spectrum
Annoying neighbor Ned Flanders
It's not a mirage
I'm hot garbage
Wheel me down the driveway like trash
I'm the antithesis
Don't want to deal with this
My list of failures abundantly vast
While the celebrities and their homies
Are trending like straight cash
You'll look at me like a grave disease
A chronic rash spreading over your ass

I'm on the wrong path
80's Tom Selleck no mustache
Crick in your neck like whiplash
Loaded potatoes not mashed
I'm like a gash
Rubbing up against your Secret Stash
An ATM with no cash
Miss Universe but no sash
Jack the Ripper with no slash
I'm Mr. Game and Watch out the Bros in Super Smash
I'm Dallas Mavs rookie Steve Nash
I'm Joe Strummer but without The Clash
I'm Guns N' Roses without Slash
McGwire and Canseco but without the Bash

I'm so undeniably lame
They should throw me a Black Parade
And build me a float
Out of paper mache
Feature my bromance
With My Chemical Romance
As I display the infamous side of what some call shame
Don't call it a comeback
It's more like a setback
Instead of moving toward my goals
Make like the Beatles and "Get Back"
Get smacked and attacked
We talking Sopranos
I already got whacked
Rolled up in a sack
Tied to the tracks
Thrown off a bridge
To sleep with the fish
I faded to black

I wanna be the Greatest like Ali
Float like a GOAT on a boat
Sting like a bee
But I know I'm not the G-O-A-T
F-L-O-A-T
Fuckin' Lamest of All Time
Bro that's me

Stick around long enough and you're gonna see
I'll disappoint you time and time again
In perpetuity
You might find out the hard way if you don't know me
The fuckin' lamest of all time
Once again
That's me

Everyone living on the surface but me
I'm subterranean - so used to being a loser
Haven't even started complaining yet
Just like the rain is wet
It's like a safety net
I'm so accustomed to it
That it represents how lame I get

If you're looking for an underdog
Don't bother to place your bets
Cause I'm the beast of bad beats
I guarantee they'll cover the spread

I'd love to make it big
Instead I'm working for pennies at Payless
I'm laying down lyrics
But my friends advise me to say less
Now I'm downplaying
I'm a hot mess
No, I'm never good enough
They say leave it to the professionals
And shut the f*ck up
Don't interrupt
Do not disrupt
Do not disturb
Keep it curbed
Imbalance of energy
Lack of synergy
Literally screwing everything up

What am I doing?
I'm ungluing
Everything good
I ruin the chemistry
I'm a foregone conclusion
As I  predicted I would be
Not misunderstood
There's no confusion
Hope floats away from me
It's not an illusion
Bad vibes and sad eyes
Make me the Fuckin' Lamest of All Time

I wanna be the Greatest like Ali
Float like a GOAT on a boat
Sting like a bee
But I know I'm not the G-O-A-T
More an F-L-O-A-T
Fuckin' Lamest of All Time
Bro that's me

Stick around long enough and you're gonna see
I'll disappoint you time and time again
In perpetuity
You might find out the hard way if you don't know me
The fuckin' lamest of all time
Once again
That's me

If I could be famous
No follows, no likes, I'm the lamest
It's clear that nobody likes me
Social media magnifies
My deepest insecurities
Apparently I can't take a hint
Double down like a clown
Just keep breaking shit
Can't see what's right in front of me
Must be Lit
Cause I'm my own worst enemy

It's like I'm cursed
I'm just the worst
I comment second
But post the word first
I'm like Fred Durst
Did it all for the nookie
With the nursing home nurse
I carry a man bag but it's really a purse
It's not European
I'm simply being
A bona fide jerk
(It's European)
I'm in distress
What you might call a hex
The Fresh Prince says
To stay the f*ck out
Of everyone's mouth
They call me the hexagon
Wish I was gone with the wind
Personified sin
A Scarlet letter
I'm stuck at O'Hare
But nobody cares
Was there ever a doubt?
I'm dragging this song down South
Because of the words coming out of my mouth
Always stressed
Don't feel blessed
Must confess it's why I never hear "yes"
But I digress
I'm embarrassed by what I bench press
The bar's like my feelings
I can't get it off of my chest
I know you're not impressed
So put this case to rest
It's one of the secrets
To my blatant lack of success

I'm the first inducted member
In the National Hall of Lame
With a ceremony to remember
That I'm never on my game
It would certainly be a unanimous vote
It's my legacy - that's all she wrote
Antithesis of the GOAT
F-L-O-A-T
(That's me)

I wanna be the Greatest like Ali
Float like a GOAT on a boat
Sting like a bee
But I know I'm not the G-O-A-T
More an F-L-O-A-T
Fuckin' Lamest of All Time
Bro that's me

Stick around long enough and you will surely see
I'll disappoint you time and time again
In perpetuity
You might find out the hard way if you don't know me
The fuckin' lamest of all time
Once again
That's me

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