F.L.O.A.T. (Radio Edit)
R-Kwon
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If you agree to agree That the greatest is Ali You'll realize I'm the worst More like the Cabin Boy Tom Green If you worship MJ, Pele, and Barry Sanders I'm on the other end of the spectrum Annoying neighbor Ned Flanders It's not a mirage I'm hot garbage Wheel me down the driveway like trash I'm the antithesis Don't want to deal with this My list of failures abundantly vast While the celebrities and their homies Are trending like straight cash You'll look at me like a grave disease A chronic rash spreading over your ass I'm on the wrong path 80's Tom Selleck no mustache Crick in your neck like whiplash Loaded potatoes not mashed I'm like a gash Rubbing up against your Secret Stash An ATM with no cash Miss Universe but no sash Jack the Ripper with no slash I'm Mr. Game and Watch out the Bros in Super Smash I'm Dallas Mavs rookie Steve Nash I'm Joe Strummer but without The Clash I'm Guns N' Roses without Slash McGwire and Canseco but without the Bash I'm so undeniably lame They should throw me a Black Parade And build me a float Out of paper mache Feature my bromance With My Chemical Romance As I display the infamous side of what some call shame Don't call it a comeback It's more like a setback Instead of moving toward my goals Make like the Beatles and "Get Back" Get smacked and attacked We talking Sopranos I already got whacked Rolled up in a sack Tied to the tracks Thrown off a bridge To sleep with the fish I faded to black I wanna be the Greatest like Ali Float like a GOAT on a boat Sting like a bee But I know I'm not the G-O-A-T F-L-O-A-T Fuckin' Lamest of All Time Bro that's me Stick around long enough and you're gonna see I'll disappoint you time and time again In perpetuity You might find out the hard way if you don't know me The fuckin' lamest of all time Once again That's me Everyone living on the surface but me I'm subterranean - so used to being a loser Haven't even started complaining yet Just like the rain is wet It's like a safety net I'm so accustomed to it That it represents how lame I get If you're looking for an underdog Don't bother to place your bets Cause I'm the beast of bad beats I guarantee they'll cover the spread I'd love to make it big Instead I'm working for pennies at Payless I'm laying down lyrics But my friends advise me to say less Now I'm downplaying I'm a hot mess No, I'm never good enough They say leave it to the professionals And shut the f*ck up Don't interrupt Do not disrupt Do not disturb Keep it curbed Imbalance of energy Lack of synergy Literally screwing everything up What am I doing? I'm ungluing Everything good I ruin the chemistry I'm a foregone conclusion As I predicted I would be Not misunderstood There's no confusion Hope floats away from me It's not an illusion Bad vibes and sad eyes Make me the Fuckin' Lamest of All Time I wanna be the Greatest like Ali Float like a GOAT on a boat Sting like a bee But I know I'm not the G-O-A-T More an F-L-O-A-T Fuckin' Lamest of All Time Bro that's me Stick around long enough and you're gonna see I'll disappoint you time and time again In perpetuity You might find out the hard way if you don't know me The fuckin' lamest of all time Once again That's me If I could be famous No follows, no likes, I'm the lamest It's clear that nobody likes me Social media magnifies My deepest insecurities Apparently I can't take a hint Double down like a clown Just keep breaking shit Can't see what's right in front of me Must be Lit Cause I'm my own worst enemy It's like I'm cursed I'm just the worst I comment second But post the word first I'm like Fred Durst Did it all for the nookie With the nursing home nurse I carry a man bag but it's really a purse It's not European I'm simply being A bona fide jerk (It's European) I'm in distress What you might call a hex The Fresh Prince says To stay the f*ck out Of everyone's mouth They call me the hexagon Wish I was gone with the wind Personified sin A Scarlet letter I'm stuck at O'Hare But nobody cares Was there ever a doubt? I'm dragging this song down South Because of the words coming out of my mouth Always stressed Don't feel blessed Must confess it's why I never hear "yes" But I digress I'm embarrassed by what I bench press The bar's like my feelings I can't get it off of my chest I know you're not impressed So put this case to rest It's one of the secrets To my blatant lack of success I'm the first inducted member In the National Hall of Lame With a ceremony to remember That I'm never on my game It would certainly be a unanimous vote It's my legacy - that's all she wrote Antithesis of the GOAT F-L-O-A-T (That's me) I wanna be the Greatest like Ali Float like a GOAT on a boat Sting like a bee But I know I'm not the G-O-A-T More an F-L-O-A-T Fuckin' Lamest of All Time Bro that's me Stick around long enough and you will surely see I'll disappoint you time and time again In perpetuity You might find out the hard way if you don't know me The fuckin' lamest of all time Once again That's me
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