Crystal Whipped
Marc Andre
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Well here's a crazy tale about dreams come true I was kicking it alone at age 32 It was real slim pickings in the single scene I was a king with the castle but I had no queen No curtains for my room, no dressers for my clothes Boxed dinners each night and mixed laundry loads All settled into the bachelor's life Till my parents got me hip to the sweet website EHarmony.com was the place With Neal Warren Clark and a salesman's face I logged in and took the hour profile test The next day I was landing matches, right and left But sadly I kept on coming back empty Drove down to Florida even once to Mississippi A sad dateless loop that was getting strange But my big frowny world was about to change All the fellas in the house say Crystal Whipped All the ladies in the house say Crystal Whipped With a quick love smack to the back of the head I got Crystal Whipped, I got Crystal Whipped Well the years went by and I took a hiatus Burned out on dating, my hopes had all faded Till one morning in a coffee shop, I checked my Yahoo and my white jaw dropped I saw this fine lady up in Ashland town She had the greenest eyes and cutest smile around We chatted for a week or three in cyberspace Then I met up with her family for some sweet cheesecake Fifteen thousand miles on my brand new matrix On the road like a gypsy but I wouldn't dare trade it Talking on the tele nearly all the time I was floating with my baby on a cloud called nine All the fellas in the house say Crystal Whipped All the ladies in the house say Crystal Whipped With a quick love smack to the back of the head I got Crystal Whipped, I got Crystal Whipped All the fellas in the house say Crystal Whipped All the ladies in the house say Crystal Whipped With a quick love smack to the back of the head I got Crystal Whipped, I got Crystal Whipped Well now my apartment, well it smells like candles Doilies on the table, pictures on the mantel Flowers on the wall in the purple bedroom The sink is lined up with soap and perfume All transformed, a lady's in the house And if you see my face, that's what I'm smiling about I spent my whole life looking, finally found my pearl And I thank the Lord above for my baby girl All the fellas in the house say Crystal Whipped All the ladies in the house say Crystal Whipped With a quick love smack to the back of the head I got Crystal Whipped, I got Crystal Whipped All the fellas in the house say Crystal Whipped All the ladies in the house say Crystal Whipped With a quick love smack to the back of the head I got Crystal Whipped, I got Crystal Whipped
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