Bernard 'N Matt Diss

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A song from MC Chode Productions
CHODE JUICER
Playing Minecraft in a cave Looking for diamonds
Shit!
Wrong song
Run it back
I'm sitting in the crib dreaming About chodes and checks
When I'm interrupted by a discord Ping
Who the hell is this?
I open up my shit
It's gay boy Matt and Bernardo
Doing some zesty shit
Not taking showers
Doing that pussy shit
Cranking 90's
And dreaming about Dick
They sweat at Fortnite because in Real life they smell like shit
Getting hit from behind
On that homosexual grind
Beat me in Fortnite I don't Fucking mind
Because I don't like Bernardo's Kind
Making my iPhones and doing Fucking math
"Two times squared equals Ninety Eight Kilotons"
Shut the f*ck up
Instead of doing math
Why don't you get your pant Living in a shack to cum on your Back
Sucking Dick like it's a trend
Took up gay sex because your dad Does that shit
And Matt thought he was spared From the attack
Forgot to watch his back because It's always getting clapped
Watching One Piece porn and Dressing up as a furry
Because his mom was at the Brewery in her pregnancy
And he constantly has epilepsy's Every time he sees a dick
He just can't resist
And puts it in his ass because he Wants a pussy
Like it's borderline Medieval
In a castle watching anime with a Tiny ass dick
In a house with one brick
Sucking his brother getting fucked By his mother
And I been spitting to long
Time for the PP himself to take Over this song
Matt you is gay
You eat a lot of hay like your mom She a cow your dad dick you down Ay,
Bernardo, you stupid fucking Chink
Yo Dick is so small that it fucking Sinks boy
Stupid fucking beaner
Your wiener comes with warnings Like mother fucking toys boy
Matt yo neck is so long
That shit is the size of a mother Fucking Bong
Matt take a fucking shower
Bernardo hop off FIFA for At least A fucking hour
When your dad lick your balls he Like "ooh this shit taste sour"
I could keep on rapping for at least Another hour
But I'm gonna give the mic back to The Chode with all the power
Bernardo and Matt getting Devoured on this track
Because they lacking bitches
And rather be getting it in the Back
Then talk to a girl
That shit would make them curl Up into a ball and fondle Each Other
All night long
Thought I was done
You about to get cooked liked buns
Can't forget about the homie Ronan
Who's gonna finish this shit
And by the end y'all would Rather Suck 25 dicks
Covered in spit
Wrapped in licorice
And continue getting folded
On this diss
Y'all smell like butt
Get up off your butt
Go Outside
Go touch grass
You literally have not seen the sun In 3 days
Actually,
One Year

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