Bernard 'N Matt Diss
MC Chode
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A song from MC Chode Productions CHODE JUICER Playing Minecraft in a cave Looking for diamonds Shit! Wrong song Run it back I'm sitting in the crib dreaming About chodes and checks When I'm interrupted by a discord Ping Who the hell is this? I open up my shit It's gay boy Matt and Bernardo Doing some zesty shit Not taking showers Doing that pussy shit Cranking 90's And dreaming about Dick They sweat at Fortnite because in Real life they smell like shit Getting hit from behind On that homosexual grind Beat me in Fortnite I don't Fucking mind Because I don't like Bernardo's Kind Making my iPhones and doing Fucking math "Two times squared equals Ninety Eight Kilotons" Shut the f*ck up Instead of doing math Why don't you get your pant Living in a shack to cum on your Back Sucking Dick like it's a trend Took up gay sex because your dad Does that shit And Matt thought he was spared From the attack Forgot to watch his back because It's always getting clapped Watching One Piece porn and Dressing up as a furry Because his mom was at the Brewery in her pregnancy And he constantly has epilepsy's Every time he sees a dick He just can't resist And puts it in his ass because he Wants a pussy Like it's borderline Medieval In a castle watching anime with a Tiny ass dick In a house with one brick Sucking his brother getting fucked By his mother And I been spitting to long Time for the PP himself to take Over this song Matt you is gay You eat a lot of hay like your mom She a cow your dad dick you down Ay, Bernardo, you stupid fucking Chink Yo Dick is so small that it fucking Sinks boy Stupid fucking beaner Your wiener comes with warnings Like mother fucking toys boy Matt yo neck is so long That shit is the size of a mother Fucking Bong Matt take a fucking shower Bernardo hop off FIFA for At least A fucking hour When your dad lick your balls he Like "ooh this shit taste sour" I could keep on rapping for at least Another hour But I'm gonna give the mic back to The Chode with all the power Bernardo and Matt getting Devoured on this track Because they lacking bitches And rather be getting it in the Back Then talk to a girl That shit would make them curl Up into a ball and fondle Each Other All night long Thought I was done You about to get cooked liked buns Can't forget about the homie Ronan Who's gonna finish this shit And by the end y'all would Rather Suck 25 dicks Covered in spit Wrapped in licorice And continue getting folded On this diss Y'all smell like butt Get up off your butt Go Outside Go touch grass You literally have not seen the sun In 3 days Actually, One Year
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