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2GB is a commercial radio station in Sydney, Australia, owned by parent company Nine Radio, a division of Nine Entertainment Co., who also own sister station 2UE. 2GB broadcasts on 873 kHz, AM. In 2010, 2GB held 14.7% of the total radio ratings share, making it the one of the most widely listened-to radio stations in Sydney. more »

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Here's a break from those pesky blues
I say, grab a brew, grab a friend, sit back and relax
Well, the sun rays are shining through a cloud break
And the solar ray inside my head is set to intake
And the birds, and the bees, are chirping mighty strong
While the backdrop piano plays the trailer park song
So I sip on some bourbon, the drinky poo special
Thoughts swerving through my mind, a drunk sailor's vessel
Headed west by a captain with a left-handed mental
I think inside the box, so I use a square-shaped stencil
Who needs a pencil when the thoughts come to life
Imagination sparks as the doodle bob type
A crossing of ideas, the strudel pops ready
The liquor pours quicker as my thoughts become spaghetti
O's and J's share a couple things in common
Sometimes murderous, but always quite tangy
Only joking, Mrs. Simpson didn't do it
The gun went off from a toddler named Maggie
M-A-G-G-I-E
My angry gut gets intoxicated easily
So much so that I start to feel queasy
Doesn't stop me from slamming free shots
I wonder if last place even exists
Or are they executed, left behind, not on Schindler's List
Don't worry, I'm drunk, I'm allowed to entertain
Does anyone really know Obama's last name
Mr. Leahy, this for you, now the liquor takes control
And my thoughts lack lucidity, like Aramaic in Seoul
If Gandhi had an AK, who the heck would care
Mr. Cosby is a free man, even the judges declared
Speaking of the law, have you ever given thought
That drinking while driving is illegal
Well, only if you're caught
Otherwise, here's some advice
If you wanna beat the case, you better call
Steven Seagal, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan
An Above the Law, Fearless, Drunken Master plan
Full rack of Modelos and a bottle of hooch
If the charges aren't dropped, well I probably found some cooch
Comfortably numb
I can't feel my fingers or my thumbs
My vision is delayed, and my ears and my tongue have both become
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
All that remains are my digestif thoughts
They keep me company in my loneliest days
The world keeps spinning, so I might as well join it
While I'm heading out, I'll just repeat the phrase
M-A-G-G-I-E
My angry gut gets intoxicated easily
So much so that I start to feel queasy
Doesn't stop me from slamming free shots
We hope you enjoyed the break
If you're feeling lucky, grab another brew
Who's counting

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