Digestif Thoughts
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Here's a break from those pesky blues I say, grab a brew, grab a friend, sit back and relax Well, the sun rays are shining through a cloud break And the solar ray inside my head is set to intake And the birds, and the bees, are chirping mighty strong While the backdrop piano plays the trailer park song So I sip on some bourbon, the drinky poo special Thoughts swerving through my mind, a drunk sailor's vessel Headed west by a captain with a left-handed mental I think inside the box, so I use a square-shaped stencil Who needs a pencil when the thoughts come to life Imagination sparks as the doodle bob type A crossing of ideas, the strudel pops ready The liquor pours quicker as my thoughts become spaghetti O's and J's share a couple things in common Sometimes murderous, but always quite tangy Only joking, Mrs. Simpson didn't do it The gun went off from a toddler named Maggie M-A-G-G-I-E My angry gut gets intoxicated easily So much so that I start to feel queasy Doesn't stop me from slamming free shots I wonder if last place even exists Or are they executed, left behind, not on Schindler's List Don't worry, I'm drunk, I'm allowed to entertain Does anyone really know Obama's last name Mr. Leahy, this for you, now the liquor takes control And my thoughts lack lucidity, like Aramaic in Seoul If Gandhi had an AK, who the heck would care Mr. Cosby is a free man, even the judges declared Speaking of the law, have you ever given thought That drinking while driving is illegal Well, only if you're caught Otherwise, here's some advice If you wanna beat the case, you better call Steven Seagal, Jet Li, and Jackie Chan An Above the Law, Fearless, Drunken Master plan Full rack of Modelos and a bottle of hooch If the charges aren't dropped, well I probably found some cooch Comfortably numb I can't feel my fingers or my thumbs My vision is delayed, and my ears and my tongue have both become Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb All that remains are my digestif thoughts They keep me company in my loneliest days The world keeps spinning, so I might as well join it While I'm heading out, I'll just repeat the phrase M-A-G-G-I-E My angry gut gets intoxicated easily So much so that I start to feel queasy Doesn't stop me from slamming free shots We hope you enjoyed the break If you're feeling lucky, grab another brew Who's counting
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