Of Course That's What Happened
The Prophet Obblonge
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Cheesecake, alibi, creosote, love You own one thing and one thing only, your body Everything else can and will be taken from you This body has one attribute, time Martyr gelatinous green The number of units this number is measured in Is a permanently unknown variable New car argument ratchet trap If you only react to incoming sensory data As a goldfish, a tiny koi The Edwards Aquifer blind salamander Your grandmother in that refractory period After we had sex Then your time never begins And the primary emotions you will experience While you are living will be fear, confusion And bursts of monotony Licking acrid mustard teal vivisection Triumphant angles, distant maroon butterfly Non-disc moonless, extinction myopia FD&T blue number one, camel toe sputnik rutabaga Vomitorium golf credenza Your grandmother gives excellent head, by the way Tuesday morning, near 3 a.m., another nightmare My companions being murdered one by one just like a movie I am always the hero The last scene involved me smashing The enemy's electrifying weapon with an ax The metal head sending current back into the pilot's cage Then, awake and aware, I am alone as usual Darkness, box fan My body is where I left it On the concrete floor of the storage closet A thin roll of foam and moving blankets separating Finishing the chamomile tea I know there are monsters outside the metal door The tears streaming down my face have dug channels Water is the great solvent I don't bother wiping them away anymore There are monsters outside the door, and I have an ax I am always the hero There in the beginning, that's what started it all So the obblonge man fucking shot somebody Or maybe couple of bodies, in Cincinnati Or shit, maybe his art project that year was filming the third Dr. Phibes movie And his budget didn't allow for the paying of actors So he just used civilians that were unaware they were in a film And that's where the whole necessity of being obblonge arose Mel Brooks said that the louder one is the more people don't notice you So, after doing the Johnny Cash Folsom prison thing up in Cincinnati He had to make sure the getting away was good and permanent And that's why he specifically wrote That he had never been to Cincinnati Of course, that's what happened
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