Intro (December Already)
Horse Hunters
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Hello, we are the Horse Hunters A group primarily composed of four individuals From distinctly similar and uninteresting backgrounds We have come before you today to bring you a sample of our work An LP, if you will The creation of this album sought to bring us closer together To have all of us in the recording studio at once To celebrate the season that we all love so much It is because of this love that we have for the Christmastime period That we felt that this album deserved to be crafted with the utmost respect For both the history of the holiday And the positive emotions that Christmas invokes in people all around the world These feelings involve love, security, safety, nostalgia, comfort, belonging But for some it may also invoke unpleasant memories And we wished to also respect those in our music as well I'm very, very pleased that you've decided to join us Because I can't help but feel that this work is the magnum opus of the Horsehunters collective A culmination of our expedition I understand that before listening to an album, everyone has some basic questions It's not unlike signing the terms and conditions of a legal agreement By skipping this introduction, you are skipping those terms and conditions The questions that you have are likely not the same questions that someone else will have So I will briefly attempt to answer ALL possible questions in broad, sweeping strokes So as to wipe away the muddy water covering your windshields So without further ado, here are the answers to every question We are named the Horse Hunters Though legally speaking we have never hunted a horse And we never will hunt a horse (Yes we have, and yes we will) We are amateur equine predators in name and name only And I say this only to alleviate the rumours that we were responsible for the rise of the motor car We were not, and frankly we oppose the movement (Yes we are, and no we don't) In regards to every question that would imply doubts concerning the quality of what you are about to listen to I have only one thing to say to you Wait and see, for there there is no better critic to listen than that of your own mind To answer every other question, I suggest that you rewind For you will no doubt find your answer somewhere earlier in this recording With the basics out of the way, let me introduce A Very Horse Hunting Christmas Okay, g'day guys Um... this one's gonna be a bit of a crooner So you've got my permission to grab your missus tight And rock your way to the dance floor Not that it looks like this guy needs my permission anyway Hope you all have a beautiful night And I hope you enjoy the album Stay with us Is it December already? I swear September was just last month I'm sorry if I seem unsteady Oh, the boys gave me a beer... or a bunch Air that's so hot You could fry an eggy Seatbelts and slides with that certain subtle touch A beer with a girl Who's most definitely preggy And a family of three who all want to cuddle up Hearing your wife sing is kinda exhilarating When the family gathers 'round for a song Oh, my son's schizophrenia is getting wildly debilitating But I'm sure it won't last for too long Lo-lo-lo loooo
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Written by: Faith Birkett, Hazel Schweinsberg, Jackson Davis, Owen Andrews
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