Corporate Hell (The Legend of Tooly McDouche)
Paul Maged
Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!
5am on a cold Monday Get out of bed piss, shit and shave Gab my coffee throwing out the trash Squeeze on the train with all the other rats Buy my egg sandwich with extra cheese I'm getting fat from this anxiety At my cubicle at half past 6 Some fake hellos and goodbyes Rinse repeat So fuckin cold Rinse repeat I'm getting old Welcome to corporate hell It's cooking me fast and it's killing me slow Welcome to corporate hell Your bottom line is detonating my soul Gonna cash in my chips gonna take back control Welcome to corporate hell You can't escape corporate hell Boss knocks me over in the corridor Never says hello like I'm a foreigner He's a fuckin tool we call him Tooly Mcdouche Sits on his throne and dreams of who he can screw He hires puppets who will kiss his ass His zombie yes man from Goldman shacks Doesn’t roll up his sleeves or show leadership He's on his f*ck you power trip Rinse repeat Another day Rinse repeat Wasting away Welcome to corporate hell It's cooking me fast and it's killing me slow Welcome to corporate hell Your bottom line is detonating my soul Office politics are getting out of control Welcome to corporate hell You can't escape corporate hell Mr. McDouche on line 2 for you sir Thanks Crystal, put him through Don't think about leaving We'll lower your pay Cut your dental Take away your sick days I'll give u a project Keep you working late nights I'll move your desk So you're next to the loud guy (crazy laugh) He doesn't shut the f*ck up Personal calls all day He doesn't shut the f*ck I have my dreams and my fantasies They're getting crushed in this reality Gotta dig real deep I'll survive somehow I need my freedom from these corporate clowns Leaving work at a quarter to nine Need to get home and chug a bottle of wine As the legend of Tooly McDouche always says At the end of the day it is what it is Welcome to corporate hell It's cooking me fast and it's killing me slow Welcome to corporate hell Your bottom line is detonating my soul Gotta cash in my chips gotta take back control Welcome to corporate hell You can't escape corporate hell You know you can't leave it They know that you need it They've got you by the figurative balls Welcome to corporate hell You can't escape corporate hell Work zombies This commute's killing me My coworker fucking stinks You think facilities could clean the damn Keurig machine? I need a mental health day They read every email Big brothers watching F*ck you, Johnson, f*ck you
Watch: New Singing Lesson Videos Can Make Anyone A Great Singer
Citation
Use the citation below to add these lyrics to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Corporate Hell (The Legend of Tooly McDouche) Lyrics." Lyrics.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 29 Apr. 2024. <https://www.lyrics.com/lyric-lf/1427333/Paul+Maged/Corporate+Hell+%28The+Legend+of+Tooly+McDouche%29>.
Discuss the Corporate Hell (The Legend of Tooly McDouche) Lyrics with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In