Gargantua and Pantagruel by Rabelais

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Mark Kendall Bingham (May 22, 1970 – September 11, 2001) was an American public relations executive who founded his own company, the Bingham Group. During the September 11 attacks in 2001, he was a passenger on board United Airlines Flight 93. Bingham was among the passengers who, along with Todd Beamer, Tom Burnett and Jeremy Glick, formed the plan to retake the plane from the hijackers, and led the effort that resulted in the crash of the plane into a field near Shanksville, Pennsylvania, thwarting the hijackers' plan to crash the plane into a building in Washington, D.C., most likely either the U.S. Capitol Building or the White House.His heroic efforts on United Flight 93, as well as his athletic physique, were noted for having prompted a reassessment of … more »

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Gargantua in Paris put cathedral bells on his horse   
And more of this discourse                                                        
11months in his Mother's womb
She was eating tripe and drinking wine
Gargantua grew and grew learning Latin by candle light
The Lord of Suckfist and Pantagruel sang  these songs to whoever would listen

Shattard Squirtard Crackhead Turdous 
The bung has flung some dung on us
Filthard Stinkard the Lord of Suckfist  
The bung has flung some dung on us

There is no need of wiping one's tail, said Gargantua, Gargantua
When it is foul, then we must drink before we wipe
Said Gargantua Gargantua
Now, I prithee, go on in this wipe-fumitory discourse 
And by my beard I swear, by the good Breton wine
From the country of Verona to the hills of Texarkana
Afterwards I wiped my bum with nutria in pantyhose  
After wards I wiped by bum with a cormorant and a lawyer's sack
With a pouch, with a pannier, that was a wicked and fulfilling and
Then with a hat, yes, a hat
Of hats, please  note that some are shorn others shaggy
Some covered with taffeta, and others velvet or satin
The best of all these is the shaggy shaggy hat, for it makes a neat pattern of the fecal matter
Shattard Squirtard Crackheads Turdous 
The bung has flung some dung on us
Filthard stinkard the lord of Suckfist 
The  bung has flung some dung on us
Afterwards I wiped my tail with pigeon's tongue and a lawyer's sack
Afterwards I wiped my tail with a hen with a cock with an armadillo 
But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of 
All the arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins/bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches 
There is none in the world compares to the neck of a goose
The neck of a goose, if you hold her head betwixt your legs
And believe me on my honor, you will feel in your nockhole 
A pleasure that passeth understanding 
Communicated to the bum-gut 
Even to the regions of the heart and brain said, Gargantua, Gargantua

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