Slimy Shark

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Jake Hardwick

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I know somebody with eyes like you
I know you wish it was a hawk
I know somebody with eyes like you
Oh no my friend it's a potato

Cause you're an evil slimy shark
And you probably smell like farts
Your fashion sense was popular last season
Whenever I need a hand
You're giving someone else a hand
If you were a tree
Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on

Gossip does a number on your reputation
It's a shame you didn't have one to begin with
When you enter the room it's cause for evacuation
We never thought of leaving before (it's cause you stink)

Yogurt, oatmeal, rice pudding, polenta
Mashed potatoes, applesauce, alfredo, every kind of sauce
Jams, jellies, butters, spreads
Blended asparagus

These are the types of things you should be eating
While you watch a net flick
You can't be having solid foods on the account that
You are very very very sick

Cause you're an evil slimy shark
And you probably smell like farts
Your fashion sense was popular last season
Whenever I need a hand you're giving someone else a hand
If you were a tree
Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on

Don't get me wrong
I never ever thought that I was better than you
I think that you're strong
But I also wish that you would step in dog poo
(Step in it)

Cause you're an evil slimy shark
(Yes you are)
And you probably smell like farts
(You smell bad)
Your fashion sense was popular last season
(It hasn't been popular since last season)
Whenever I need a hand you're 
Giving someone else a hand
(You're always giving other people hands)
If you were a tree
Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on
If you were a tree
Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on

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