Slimy Shark
Jake Hardwick
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I know somebody with eyes like you I know you wish it was a hawk I know somebody with eyes like you Oh no my friend it's a potato Cause you're an evil slimy shark And you probably smell like farts Your fashion sense was popular last season Whenever I need a hand You're giving someone else a hand If you were a tree Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on Gossip does a number on your reputation It's a shame you didn't have one to begin with When you enter the room it's cause for evacuation We never thought of leaving before (it's cause you stink) Yogurt, oatmeal, rice pudding, polenta Mashed potatoes, applesauce, alfredo, every kind of sauce Jams, jellies, butters, spreads Blended asparagus These are the types of things you should be eating While you watch a net flick You can't be having solid foods on the account that You are very very very sick Cause you're an evil slimy shark And you probably smell like farts Your fashion sense was popular last season Whenever I need a hand you're giving someone else a hand If you were a tree Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on Don't get me wrong I never ever thought that I was better than you I think that you're strong But I also wish that you would step in dog poo (Step in it) Cause you're an evil slimy shark (Yes you are) And you probably smell like farts (You smell bad) Your fashion sense was popular last season (It hasn't been popular since last season) Whenever I need a hand you're Giving someone else a hand (You're always giving other people hands) If you were a tree Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on If you were a tree Even in the summer you wouldn't have any leaves on
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