KP's Got Some Theories
Hugh Fays
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KP’s got some theories They might not be true But KP’s got some theories for you You never see an old man having a Twix They’re always eating Werther’s to get their fix What’s good for some is not always good for all You have to know what will make you feel 10 feet tall I’m no Latin tattoo specialist, but there’s one thing that I know It’s that “old cold” is the way to keep stones out of your kidneys The Chinese don’t age very well Is he the oldest man alive? It’s tough to tell Turning like a pear overnight Between 29 and 50 - there’s not one sight Get some good wedding photos of your bride if she’s Chinese, take it from me One day you’ll wake up and see you’re next to a wrinkled old lady Gays go out too late at night, if Georgie had been home sooner, he’d have been alright Only starting to get ready when I’m coming in They're ironing their jeans at half past ten Why’s the sex shop open, selling all these buttplugs at 8am? Their customers are in bed, ‘cause it’s clear that they had another late night KP’s got some theories They might not be true But KP’s got some theories for you KP’s got some theories They might not be true But KP’s got some theories for you KP’s got some theories They might not be true But KP looks after me and you
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