Vegetable Man
Wim Oudijk
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I'm a vegetable man And I squeeze them when I can There is nothing like the feeling Of those fibers slowly breaking in my hand When I bruise and bruise them I can smell the juice and into my mouth They will disappear Like drops of rain in the desert... If it's true what they say That you are what you eat Half of me must be meat and the other half must be a garden pea A proud asparagus A sprout, a leak, a Tasty Tom tomato Potato (But only when I've eaten them in France) St Mâlo, the twenty-first of September 1974 At seven fourty five PM a dinner guest tells the waiter "With my medium rare steak I'd like haricots verts and potatoes" And the waiter replies "Non, monsieur You can either have the haricots or the potatoes There's only one légume in this menu" Lettuce and spinach and watercress Have very little nutritional value I'm very well aware of this But nonetheless they are essential to my daily menu I need to feed the cow that's me as well! It came as a surprise to me, I theorized I'm every bit as bad as Lecter Hannibal If what I eat is what I am, I realized Then anything I eat makes me a Cannibal This is where I'm gonna have to draw the line These are the things that I'll never wanna be Turnip, Carrot, Beet or Chicory Maybe they are healthy but they're just not me
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