The Italian Job

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Hi, my name's Nathan and I'll be your server for tonight
Can I start you off with some appetizers
Yeah, I'm feeling a salad
Well what kind of salad do you want

Let me tell you want a Caesar
It better have croutons and bacon
Asiago cheese and please can you shake it
No I'm wrong, I'd rather have a cobb
Tomato with some romaine
And don't forget the cheese on the top
Hmm, maybe a Greek is what I'm craving
Cucumbers and feta, but drop the olives baby
I'd like my onions red, it goes well with the bread
But I'll be going to bed with that shit on my breath
I think I've made up my mind
I'll have the house with the dressing on the side, yeah
That's sounding pretty tight but wait I just saw
The salad of the day f*ck is not coleslaw
Got pears with pralines, mix em with the kale
Not done yet, the dressing's vinaigrette
Oh, I'm not a big fan of that
Okay you know what please sir, just a plate of Caesar

Okay, so that sounds great we'll get you the Caesar salad and uh
Can I get you guys something for the main course
Pasta
Okay, well what kinda pasta can I get

Could I get some ravioli, tortellini, rigatoni, manicotti
Vermicelli, cappelletti, macaroni with four cheese
Bolognese, and yes please
Some lasagna, penne alla vodka
Carbonara, fettuccine alfredo
For here though, side of risotto, pesto
Actually make that a cannoli to go
And while I'm here I'm down to order linguine
Creeping through the kitchen ratatouille don't see me
That spaghetti ain't homemade
At least give me noodles al dente
Unlimited garlic bread

Okay that sounds great guys, um
I'm gonna get you the desert specialist
I think you guys are gonna get along very very well
And um, oh here he is right now

Ahh now I'm here to tell you all about this dish I know, ice cream
Put it in a bowl yeah I eat that shit nightly
Chocolate sprinkles, chocolate fudge, yum
I'll tell you when I had enough, done
Give me that whipped cream
Give me a hot damn
Give me a hot fudge sunday, wow thank you ma'am
Cut up some bananas with it, put it in a little boat
Can you all remind me what you put that makes a rootbeer float
Cookies and cream would be a motherfuckin' dream
In this world where fro-yo is the only cream I've seen
Ya'll probably though I forgot to write a verse about gelato
But I didn't I just saved it for the end
Where the best part goes what do you call that again?
Oh oh a rootbeer float
Nope
Well then what is it then
Dessert
Ohh

Okay I need everybody to get out of the restaurant
We're having a fire in the back
Everybody out of the restaurant
Aw f*ck

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