The Italian Job
Poultry Culture
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Hi, my name's Nathan and I'll be your server for tonight Can I start you off with some appetizers Yeah, I'm feeling a salad Well what kind of salad do you want Let me tell you want a Caesar It better have croutons and bacon Asiago cheese and please can you shake it No I'm wrong, I'd rather have a cobb Tomato with some romaine And don't forget the cheese on the top Hmm, maybe a Greek is what I'm craving Cucumbers and feta, but drop the olives baby I'd like my onions red, it goes well with the bread But I'll be going to bed with that shit on my breath I think I've made up my mind I'll have the house with the dressing on the side, yeah That's sounding pretty tight but wait I just saw The salad of the day f*ck is not coleslaw Got pears with pralines, mix em with the kale Not done yet, the dressing's vinaigrette Oh, I'm not a big fan of that Okay you know what please sir, just a plate of Caesar Okay, so that sounds great we'll get you the Caesar salad and uh Can I get you guys something for the main course Pasta Okay, well what kinda pasta can I get Could I get some ravioli, tortellini, rigatoni, manicotti Vermicelli, cappelletti, macaroni with four cheese Bolognese, and yes please Some lasagna, penne alla vodka Carbonara, fettuccine alfredo For here though, side of risotto, pesto Actually make that a cannoli to go And while I'm here I'm down to order linguine Creeping through the kitchen ratatouille don't see me That spaghetti ain't homemade At least give me noodles al dente Unlimited garlic bread Okay that sounds great guys, um I'm gonna get you the desert specialist I think you guys are gonna get along very very well And um, oh here he is right now Ahh now I'm here to tell you all about this dish I know, ice cream Put it in a bowl yeah I eat that shit nightly Chocolate sprinkles, chocolate fudge, yum I'll tell you when I had enough, done Give me that whipped cream Give me a hot damn Give me a hot fudge sunday, wow thank you ma'am Cut up some bananas with it, put it in a little boat Can you all remind me what you put that makes a rootbeer float Cookies and cream would be a motherfuckin' dream In this world where fro-yo is the only cream I've seen Ya'll probably though I forgot to write a verse about gelato But I didn't I just saved it for the end Where the best part goes what do you call that again? Oh oh a rootbeer float Nope Well then what is it then Dessert Ohh Okay I need everybody to get out of the restaurant We're having a fire in the back Everybody out of the restaurant Aw f*ck
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