Gilbert's Song (Mars, Pennsylvania)

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Mr. Gottfried invited me to golfing
He said, I love you
Will you go golfing with me?
And I said
Yes I said
I said to Mr. Gottfried
I said, man I don't know bout that but, hey

We took the golf cart
On the track
Tried to find a good golfing spot
Then all of a sudden
All of a sudden

I saw a giant fuckin' robot blowin' up Mars
I saw a little man drivin' a large car
I saw a little dinosaur chicken nugget
Ah (Where the f*ck is my mom)
On my plate
When I asked for a cheese
Burger
When I asked for a cheese
Burger

Sittin' on the golf course with Mr. Gottfried
I said, hey man
Can I bum a light?

No (Okay)
These are for my wife
For your wife
For my wife
For your wife
For my wife

Gilbert
Gottfried
Woo hoo hoo (Where is my mom)
I said Gilbert (Woo hoo hoo)
Gottfried (Where is my mom)

Then I saw a giant fuckin' robot
Blowin' up Mars and a little man
In a large car
For my wife
For your wife
For my wife
For your wife
For my wife
For your wife
Cigarettes for my wife (For your wife)

Then I saw a little chicken nugget dinosaur
Wearin' rollerblades at the iParty
Then I realized
I still haven't put my air conditioner in
The backseat of my car
I'm moving away
Goin' to space
Some place like mars, in a way
I'm kinda scared
That they didn't get my little invitation
Signed

My mom invited me to a Bar Mitzvah
But I'm not Jewish
No, I'm not Jewish
I'm not Jewish (Swedish fish)
I'm not Jewish (Swedish fish)
What even is-what even is a Bar Mitzvah?

What even is a Bar Mitzvah?

Gilbert Gottfried
Woo hoo hoo

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