Gilbert's Song (Mars, Pennsylvania)
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Go Mr. Gottfried invited me to golfing He said, I love you Will you go golfing with me? And I said Yes I said I said to Mr. Gottfried I said, man I don't know bout that but, hey We took the golf cart On the track Tried to find a good golfing spot Then all of a sudden All of a sudden I saw a giant fuckin' robot blowin' up Mars I saw a little man drivin' a large car I saw a little dinosaur chicken nugget Ah (Where the f*ck is my mom) On my plate When I asked for a cheese Burger When I asked for a cheese Burger Sittin' on the golf course with Mr. Gottfried I said, hey man Can I bum a light? No (Okay) These are for my wife For your wife For my wife For your wife For my wife Gilbert Gottfried Woo hoo hoo (Where is my mom) I said Gilbert (Woo hoo hoo) Gottfried (Where is my mom) Then I saw a giant fuckin' robot Blowin' up Mars and a little man In a large car For my wife For your wife For my wife For your wife For my wife For your wife Cigarettes for my wife (For your wife) Then I saw a little chicken nugget dinosaur Wearin' rollerblades at the iParty Then I realized I still haven't put my air conditioner in The backseat of my car I'm moving away Goin' to space Some place like mars, in a way I'm kinda scared That they didn't get my little invitation Signed My mom invited me to a Bar Mitzvah But I'm not Jewish No, I'm not Jewish I'm not Jewish (Swedish fish) I'm not Jewish (Swedish fish) What even is-what even is a Bar Mitzvah? What even is a Bar Mitzvah? Gilbert Gottfried Woo hoo hoo
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