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Jonathan Something

Jonathan Something is a musical artist known for their introspective and nostalgic style. They combine elements of indie pop and rock, creating a unique sound characterized by catchy melodies and introspective lyrics. Jonathan Something has gained a dedicated fanbase for their emotional and relatable music. more »

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And then on the 7th day 
Even God had had to take a break 
Oh Lordy Lordy, ain't it getting late 
I could sure go for a whisky straight 

When I finish with the dirty deed 
I think I'll move up to Albany 
Sell the rich kids expensive weed 
Then take my luck to Tennessee 

Maybe start me a cattle ranch 
Find a young wife and good horse-hand 
I got an eye for the cowboy stuff 
F*ck a savior, I done, had enough 

Then one day his phone would buzz 
It’d be Adam his android son 
Saying papa I could use some help 
I think we opened up the gates of hell 

And Eve his golem girl 
Wearing a leaf over her virgin pearl 
Says i couldn't help but eat that fruit 
It was half off now what would Jesus do? 

Oh holy shit you two what have you done? 
You've gone and screwed the pooch for everyone 
Now every being for eternity 
Will be fucked or else be fucked by me 

Last I heard they had a couple sons 
The farmer brother killed the other one 
Just what the hell is with this family? 
You couldn't find this on late night TV 

Well I thought Noah was a decent dude 
Until his boy had found him drunk and nude 
So Noah cursed him and he cast him out 
And messed it all up for another round 

And so god he put his sandal down 
And divvied up the boys in every town 
You can't play at all if you can't play nice 
Then threw away our only set of dice 

Now I feel for God I really do 
His only good son loved a prostitute 
And went and pissed off all the Roman boys 
They ran him ragged like a child's toy 

I'm sure that god just wants to be a lone 
Watching Sopranos or the Game of Thrones 
But I can't help but feel a little bad 
So I got him this mug that says #1 Dad

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