#1 Dad
Jonathan Something
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And then on the 7th day Even God had had to take a break Oh Lordy Lordy, ain't it getting late I could sure go for a whisky straight When I finish with the dirty deed I think I'll move up to Albany Sell the rich kids expensive weed Then take my luck to Tennessee Maybe start me a cattle ranch Find a young wife and good horse-hand I got an eye for the cowboy stuff F*ck a savior, I done, had enough Then one day his phone would buzz It’d be Adam his android son Saying papa I could use some help I think we opened up the gates of hell And Eve his golem girl Wearing a leaf over her virgin pearl Says i couldn't help but eat that fruit It was half off now what would Jesus do? Oh holy shit you two what have you done? You've gone and screwed the pooch for everyone Now every being for eternity Will be fucked or else be fucked by me Last I heard they had a couple sons The farmer brother killed the other one Just what the hell is with this family? You couldn't find this on late night TV Well I thought Noah was a decent dude Until his boy had found him drunk and nude So Noah cursed him and he cast him out And messed it all up for another round And so god he put his sandal down And divvied up the boys in every town You can't play at all if you can't play nice Then threw away our only set of dice Now I feel for God I really do His only good son loved a prostitute And went and pissed off all the Roman boys They ran him ragged like a child's toy I'm sure that god just wants to be a lone Watching Sopranos or the Game of Thrones But I can't help but feel a little bad So I got him this mug that says #1 Dad
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