Brew Pub Rub
John T. Wurzer
Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!
It's getting harder and harder to walk into a bar And get a watered down domestic light beer But I stopped in on a whim, felt creativity within And now I'm close to shedding a tear There are 75 craft beer selections, lagers, pilsners, and IPAs And beers guaranteed to prolong erections That are flavored in 100, 000 different ways They got pumpkin, double chocolate, coconut, coffee, orange, cherry And even gluten free But these gastro brew pubs with their beer Drinking wine snob appeal don't appeal to me I want to settle in, invisible I just want to write a few poems with a Michelob Ultra by my side But somehow in this day and age I can't order one Because the selection has grown too wide It seems lately that every bar I walk into has a beer menu That ends at the end of page two And stocks 50 draft beers guaranteed to thrill ya It's like being in a Baskins Robbins with no Vanilla...Ice Cream It makes me want to SCREAM Who turned off the LITE It isn't right. Someone turned off my Lite All this beer snobbery, it appears to me, is just juice for lame conversation Somehow sitting around and "talking beer" is a sad excuse for communication Reminds me of Facebook, Twitter, Tumbler, Snap Chat Texting, and even cell phone beaming The easier we make it to touch one other The easier it is to let the touch have no meaning It's getting harder and harder to walk into a bar And get a watered down domestic light beer So I guess I'll go home and I'll drink all alone I don't want to talk to anyone who is here Someone turned off the Lites
Become A Better Singer In Only 30 Days, With Easy Video Lessons!
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