Tantalum King's Advice

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Aw man I'm the Tungsten King
I'm so distraught about the death of my good friend the Silver and Gold King
That I've gotta go get advice from my brother the Tantalum King
So briefly I leave the Tungsten Kingdom in a state of fear and depression
To seek out advice from my older brother the Tantalum King
So here I am now
I'm knocking
Can you hear this
Can you hear that?
How about that now?
Here I am
Did I break it? Oh no it's still working
No it's working
Okay where's my brother now, the Tantalum King
"Hey man"
Oh there he is he's over there
"Hey man how's it going"
"It's good to see you. What's on your mind"
"Yeah man it's been a crazy long time"
"Sure has"
"Hey I'm really upset"
"You sound pretty high on marijuana
Just keeping it real with you brother"
"No I don't think you're right on that assumption listen"
"Alright"
"I just got news of the Silver and Gold King's death I don't know what to do"
"Yeah we're really torn up about it here too"
"But listen Tantalum Brother. Here's the weirdest part:
He left all the Silver and Gold to me
I guess because he didn't have a child yet, there was no heir apparent
And he wasn't married so there can't be a Silver and Gold Queen"
"By golly"
"So we don't know who the heir is gonna be but he left me all the silver and gold
I don't know why, I don't know what to do
I didn't even know he valued my friendship that much"
"Aw there there Tungsten Brother
Here's what we're going to do
We're gonna go and get you a drink of wine
You and I are gonna go out, have a nice drink
Alright? And then we're gonna write a letter.
We're going to say 'Calling the Royal Family of the Silver and Gold Kingdom'
And we'll find an heir to the throne
Don't worry brother, you're doing the right thing"
"Alright. I'm the Tungsten King and I'm real upset about this whole dilemma
But it's time to get on a flight back to the Tungsten Kingdom
And that's only, that flight should only be
I mean it's quite a long flight
It's about 45 minutes from the Tantalum Kingdom to the Tungsten Kingdom
That's quite long in comparison to some other flights"
"Alright"
"...Douse you in caffeine
So anyway I'll be caffeinated"
"Yeah."
"Alright well"
"Alright"
"Now I guess I'm off"
"Alright, well I'll see you later my Tungsten Brother.
You take good care now
If anyone ever tries to hurt you, just know
I'll fuckin rip their throat out with my bare hands
I fuckin will I tell ya I will don't let anybody hurt you
Or the Tantalum King is coming"
"Yeah man I won't, no one's gonna hurt me I'm
I don't want to fight anybody I'm not trying to start wars or anything
I'm just trying to be cool, have some fun, and
Distribute my resources to the people you know
Try to spread some good in the world, you know, some good cheer
And joy
Alright
Next song"

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