Tantalum King's Advice
Mentos Leonard
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Aw man I'm the Tungsten King I'm so distraught about the death of my good friend the Silver and Gold King That I've gotta go get advice from my brother the Tantalum King So briefly I leave the Tungsten Kingdom in a state of fear and depression To seek out advice from my older brother the Tantalum King So here I am now I'm knocking Can you hear this Can you hear that? How about that now? Here I am Did I break it? Oh no it's still working No it's working Okay where's my brother now, the Tantalum King "Hey man" Oh there he is he's over there "Hey man how's it going" "It's good to see you. What's on your mind" "Yeah man it's been a crazy long time" "Sure has" "Hey I'm really upset" "You sound pretty high on marijuana Just keeping it real with you brother" "No I don't think you're right on that assumption listen" "Alright" "I just got news of the Silver and Gold King's death I don't know what to do" "Yeah we're really torn up about it here too" "But listen Tantalum Brother. Here's the weirdest part: He left all the Silver and Gold to me I guess because he didn't have a child yet, there was no heir apparent And he wasn't married so there can't be a Silver and Gold Queen" "By golly" "So we don't know who the heir is gonna be but he left me all the silver and gold I don't know why, I don't know what to do I didn't even know he valued my friendship that much" "Aw there there Tungsten Brother Here's what we're going to do We're gonna go and get you a drink of wine You and I are gonna go out, have a nice drink Alright? And then we're gonna write a letter. We're going to say 'Calling the Royal Family of the Silver and Gold Kingdom' And we'll find an heir to the throne Don't worry brother, you're doing the right thing" "Alright. I'm the Tungsten King and I'm real upset about this whole dilemma But it's time to get on a flight back to the Tungsten Kingdom And that's only, that flight should only be I mean it's quite a long flight It's about 45 minutes from the Tantalum Kingdom to the Tungsten Kingdom That's quite long in comparison to some other flights" "Alright" "...Douse you in caffeine So anyway I'll be caffeinated" "Yeah." "Alright well" "Alright" "Now I guess I'm off" "Alright, well I'll see you later my Tungsten Brother. You take good care now If anyone ever tries to hurt you, just know I'll fuckin rip their throat out with my bare hands I fuckin will I tell ya I will don't let anybody hurt you Or the Tantalum King is coming" "Yeah man I won't, no one's gonna hurt me I'm I don't want to fight anybody I'm not trying to start wars or anything I'm just trying to be cool, have some fun, and Distribute my resources to the people you know Try to spread some good in the world, you know, some good cheer And joy Alright Next song"
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Written by: Calumny Morbius, Ongonkulous Reptile
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