Butt Chugging
Captain Chemical
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BUTT CHUGGING Drop those assumptions that you’ve been lugging Today’s stupid pastime is called butt chugging You could drink with your mouth, but that has no class If you wanna be cool, you drink with your ass It starts with a funnel or maybe a tube Just slide it right in, you don’t even need lube Just lie on your back, your knees in the air Pour in a shot, or more if your dare I was asking around, and all have denied it But I’m sure some of you out there must have tried it You want to get drunk, they say this way is quicker Just fill up your ass with some kind of liquor Goes straight to your bloodstream, that is the story Like some kind of liquid suppository You ain’t gonna puke and it’s not on your breath Of course alcohol poisoning can lead to your death Enema pleasure is called klismaphilia It isn’t as weird as, say, necrophilia But alcohol stings like a bad paper cut Except not your fingers but inside your butt It might be uncomfortable when you try to sit And suddenly feel like you must take a shit But it doesn’t involve any illegal drugs Yet you still can get wasted from doing butt chugs
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