Second Hand Nose

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Allan Sherman

Allan Sherman (born Allan Copelon; November 30, 1924 – November 20, 1973) was an American comedy writer and television producer who became famous as a song parodist in the early 1960s. His first album, My Son, the Folk Singer (1962), became the fastest-selling record album up to that time. His biggest hit single was "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh", a comic novelty in which a boy describes his summer camp experiences to the tune of Ponchielli's Dance of the Hours. more »

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2005

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Mother Nature made me
Strictly second-rate.
Smart but not good looking,
What an awful fate.

Girls don't go for IQ.
Egghead ain't their style.
They don't say, "I like you."
They don't even smile.

Well, Mother Nature, I'll get back at you.
Tomorrow morning, here's what I will do:

I'm calling Dr. Max Rose,
That's who I chose.
He's gonna make me
A second-hand nose.

I went to his office once or twice and
All his patients looked like Barbra Streisand.

Then I'll get second-hand hair,
Second-hand teeth,
And contact lenses
In baby blue.

And elevator shoes, and then I'll melt girls' hearts.
They can't resist a man with interchangeable parts.

Girls will go nuts
Parked in my second-hand Stutz.
We'll sit there sniffing glue
On Second Avenue.

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