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Urinal boogers yeah
Urinal boogers are pretty fuckin' gross
Everybody knows about them
But we don't talk about them yeah
When I'm taking a piss
I see
There's 24 people with 24 sides to 24 stories about me
And I'm sitting here I've got 24 beers and I don't want anyone around me

Everyone's a urinal
Uh, uh, huh, uh, uh, aye

I shit in a urinal
Pop your clique like a kernel, aye
Need a hard drive, external, aye
So many bars in my journal, aye
Up
that I keep to myself
Let's see who's showing up to your funeral
Killing everybody at the funeral
I ain't taking no more of your shit
That's a urinal
CHANGE YOUR WAYS, DARE TO GO OUT
YOU'RE SCARED OF ANYTHING

NEVER FELT AS CLOSE TO BEING SOCIABLE
AS WHEN I SMASHED YOUR FACE AGAINST THE URINALS
a lot but ain't doin' sum action
Take ya homie away, subtraction 
Bout ta piss on ya corpse like a urinal
Damn they bout ta kick me out the funeral

Aye,
I awoke in a porta-potty
And inside this porta-potty, there was a urinal
And at this urinal, there was a gopher
And then I thought to myself,
drag me down 
to the urinal stalls
With your bourbony breath on me
I'm thinking 
Ooh ok, what a wild night 
But I've got backbone 
 Seriously this is
an alien lilo and stitch
Been on my grind i gotta get rich
Bought em a urinal I got em pissed
Telescope how they watch the bag
She give me throat then wash
drink the orange flavor of tea
Same urinal when I gotta pee
Right shoe first left shoe next
Don't think I'm ever gonna get fixed

Magical thinking it's
Every time I gotta go to the bathroom to pee
'Have to sit down like a woman does
'Walk straight past the urinal straight to the nearest stall
Gotta
have one too
Don't need a cocktail, I'll have this brew
Chug it down, erase that frown, high five your buddy, at the urinal
Dance around, around
left out
Middle-class
Middle child
Middle urinal

In the middle it's all just copy-paste
The middle mouse button that spawned the human race
Well that
Stackin up the racks it look like I been flippin coke
Always wearin black im ready for a funeral
Pissin in her mouth l treat it like a urinal
Can't get me
is just the breakfast
Dont you break fast this eternal
Shitting on these bitches
Treat an opp grave like a urinal
Shitting on these bitches
Treat
wanna jam it in your ugly pussy

At the urinal but you aint never pee pee
A little midnight fuckery
Aint never hurt nobody

You know there's a certain
They're gonna have to cancel the funeral
Treat that coffin like a urinal
I don't show respect to no bitch
Even if he's dead, that don't change shit
snitching on em
This song sneak dissing on em
Urinal straight pissing on em
Cause I'm tired
It's time they step into the ring
If I'd done the same thing
I'd
and emeralds

Abandoning real metal and sending men to their funerals
Pissed like a urinal
So call your peeps, they're in the bra
Piss in your mouth like
I'm like nigga who?
Stop digging at the funeral
Had a nigga pissed
I'm standing at urinal now
You want beef? Nigga blaow

Stop bitching
Nigga who?
I'm
(no God) SANES (thought) YOUR (no God) ACHES (knew) 
DON'T ('bout you) TRUST IN NOTHING ELSE  

Jesus lives in me pissing on urinals 
He would love
I gotta cup to kick aye
I feel like that nigga yes I know I'm really lit
I cant use a urinal my nigga I'm the shit
I thought she was talkin sneakers
You look like you never used a urinal, take a piss
Dead, almost fucking dead in my head
Meds, never help get the fucking rest
I need, need to fucking go
Emancipate yourself from stupidity
Don't look for handouts,
just opportunity

Tag your name on
Dirty toilet stalls,
claim your turf on subway urinals

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