War Of The Fat Italians 2022 Rap Battle

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2022

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Judge Kirby:
Hmmm...
I think to break this stalemate...
It's time... [Pulls out speaker]
Time for the closing statement to decide the victor.
Poyo.

Lawyer Kong: But--but wait!!

Mario: *Mario "Crown Me!" noise*
You heard the puffball!
[Le Boing to the stand]

SMG4:
That's right.
It's time to break it down for you!

[Rap Battle Begins!]

Meggy:
Alright!
Let's do this!
Here's my case!
You claim my clients are a vicious race
Your Honor, you'll find they're not so insidious
But just a group of lovable idiots!

Lawyer Kong:
HOLD IT!
Don't give me your lecture
Your argument here is pure conjecture
The defendants are vile and no doubt insane
They're small leeches who'll bring a world of pain

SMG4:
No, that's wrong!
We fulfill dreams!
We bring a smile with the magic of memes
It's all about love with our wholesome show
Where you can be assaulted by the Teletubby Po!

Mario:
OK, sometimes we break the law
But that's an insignificant little flaw
Our mission is to laugh, enjoy, and inspire
Just ignore the things that we set on fire

Lawyer Kong:
Heh, this is the end, it seems
Cause your team's flimsy schemes are through
Your antics are too extreme!

Meggy:
OBJECTION!
Violence
Separation
Non-negotiation
Is this segregation
Peace for our nation?

SMG4:
You guys bring peace?
Don't give me that crock
Sure, you can talk the talk
But can you walk the walk?

Mario:
Our only crimes?
We saved the Earth
A buncha times

Meggy:
From
Eldritch Incantations
Greedy Expectations
Hate, Love and Rejection
OBJECTION!

Lawyer Kong:
Don't get cocky
You haven't won yet
I haven't even broken a sweat
You'll be banned just as planned!
WITNESSES TO THE STAND!

Luigi:
You make us look so stupid and dense
None of what we do makes any sense!

Shroomy:
So what?
It's about having tonnes of fun!
Your neutral special can be a gun!

Bob:
Bro, your vids aren't even funny
I bet you're doing this all for the money

SMG3:
Shut up!
No one asked for your opinion
L + Ratio + You Look Like A Minion!

Fishy Boopkins:
I'm sorry but I got a confession
All your arcs always give me depression

Melony:
It's okay!
We may woe!
But we develop, love, and grow!

Karen:
Ugh, can you guys please stop persisting?
It's hard enough already existing

Meggy:
Alright
You've heard their plea
They're innocent!
So if you please,
LET THEM ALL GO FREE!

Lawyer Kong:
OBJECTION!
Time to stop this persistent sinning
I've been winning from the very beginning
It's no use with your whinging and cringing
Cause the use of Mario is copyright infringing!

SMG4:
NO!!
PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA BE EXILED!
I WAS JUST A NAIVE, STUPID LITTLE CHILD!

Luigi White:
Oh sir, you deserve this mockery
Can't be original or high quality

Lawyer Kong:
Here, we sentence you for robbery
Of our intellectual property!

Meggy:
OBJECTION!
Halt with your elation
And your litigations
Parody Citation
Refutes these actions!

Fair use states parody of a style
Can hold water within a courtroom trial!

SMG4:
Our Mario's all silly and dull
IP Robbery is therefore null!

Meggy:
Stupid Imitations
Fun Exaggerations
Proving Their Protection
OBJECTION!

Mario:
Whatcha gonna do?
I'm not your hero
I'm just a dumbass with an IQ of zero!

Everyone On SMG4's Side:
THERE'S
NO
ESCAPE
YOU
DUMB
APE!!

[Judge Kirby Makes A Decision]

Lawyer Kong:
Wait, no!
YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY AGREE!
These three don't even have a degree!

SMG4:
Whoops, sorry
Time's up, ya clown!
It's time for the judge to hand a verdict down!

Judge Kirby:
I gotta thank you all!
Now I clearly see
I Judge Kirby, hereby decree
That I find the defendants to be
NOT GUILTY!!

[Judge Kirby slams the hammer, destroying Nintendo's DMCA]

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