Lyrics.com »

Search results for 'wanker'

Yee yee! We've found 491 lyrics matching wanker.

Year:


Filter by gender:

Lyrics:

You’re shit
You’re cunt
You’re wankers 
You’re dickhead
You’re trendy 
Fucking poser
Fuck off n’ die 

Oi scum trendy wankers 
Oi dumb trendy wankers
you what though mate
This booza is just full of bloody wankers
Ohhh mate
Yeah everyone here is just a fucking wanker mate
Fuck
So many wankers in this
in love with my right hand

And that's why...
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
to the Midwest say to a vegetable?"
Suss it out, wankers! Suss it out, wankers!
Suss it out, wankers! Suss it out, wankers
Suss it out, wankers! Suss it out,
Was a
WAS A BAD MAN
What bruv?!
Was a
WAS A BAD MAN
What bruv?!

Oi! Hey! You what? Fuck off
Piss off, wanker, fuck off
(Give me the mic!)
You what
fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
faites pour l'or mais elles sont dans mon slip

Branleur ...branleur
Slip

#####################
BRANLEUR (WANKER)

Wanker ...wanker

I write wanker
You're a yob or you're a wanker 
Take your fucking choice
So who is your favourite genius
James Hird or James Joyce?

You ever seen a live
Wanker!
(Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!
And my scrotum sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!

Little green men from outer space
Here to exterminate
gramophone records
I've fixed myself up nice
A million miles from a Monday morning
In a wanker's paradise

A knotted hanky on my head
I sat and took my ease
the wanker's rock 'n' roll

Well I tried to do the shimmy, I tried to do the twist
I tried to do the tango, I nearly broke me wrist
The women all point at me
Forty-five

And that's why, And that's why, And that's why, and that's why
(The Winker's Song)
        I'm a Wanker, I'm a Wanker
        And it does me good
you joined the cocksucking club as for many of you before.

The army of Assholes, they're wankers in blue,
All cops are BASTARDS, FUCK YOU!
The army
own.....I'm a lonely bear.
What can I do all on my own?? Lonely....Lonely,
what can I do all on my own?? I'm a wanker bear!! 

(FAST- BACK TO NORMAL)
I'm
details of your life, here!
Now I'm telling you some details of your life, here!
You're a wanker bringing on excuses
Asking at your Daddy to know what
What an arsehole
What a fucking wanker
What a toss pot, a toe rag, a fart in a jar.

I've been dreaming
A dream that keeps recurring
I turn
Trendy wankers - Fck off!
Going to the disco every Friday
Acting like a wanker, looking like shit
Always following the latest trends
You really make
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
We're gonna punch you right in the balls
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
You're all cunts, so fuck you all
Fuck you,
me sort of sad
It just crept up upon me
One day I had real style
Now I just look like a wanker 
Wanker! wanker wanker wanker wanker

I dance like my
alright to run away

What a wanker
What a wanker
Going away from here
I'm going away from here

It's not happy when a long relationship ends
No it's
Its a wold of Wankers 
c world of Thugs  
Its a world Yansens 
c world of Scums  

Everywhere that we go 
There's No Ice 
There's No Snow
 Its a Tall
A wanker is the type of chap who peers down lady's blouses
With a great big hole in the pockets of his wanker's baggy trousers.
He wears wanker's
Briefcase wanker
You're a randy hand shandy

Briefcase wanker
You're a randy hand shandy

Going at it hard behind the keyboard. All day. All night
the institution
So I can win some donkey straw
Get a frame and put it on my fuckin' wall

I wish I had the time
To be a wanker just like you
And maybe then,

Discuss these wanker Lyrics with the community:

1 Comment
  • redrum
    I love wanking by gillian sunley i live in sunnydale bungalow ferrensby knaresborough
    LikeReply2 years ago

We need you!

Help build the largest human-edited lyrics collection on the web!

Search for song lyrics by

Genres »

Styles »

Browse Lyrics.com

Quiz

Are you a music master?

»
"You're So Vain" refers to three men, one of them is...
A Al Pacino
B Martin Sheen
C Chuck Norris
D Warren Beatty

Free, no signup required:

Add to Chrome

Get instant explanation for any lyrics that hits you anywhere on the web!

Free, no signup required:

Add to Firefox

Get instant explanation for any acronym or abbreviation that hits you anywhere on the web!